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Dee Stern — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:39:46 +0000

This week has been a Tiger Woods celebrity media week, with stories that ranged from telephone text messages to full blown allegations of unsafe sex with a variety of women. It’s been difficult to find sex related links that don’t involve the everyday phenomenon that is the celebrity sex scandal, the concept and social role of the mistress and the sexual accessory that seems to be essential for most squillionaires: the ‘former’ porn actress. A theme begins to emerge in my seedy head: a dirty gift basket.

So Christmas is almost here, gifts are usually the norm (even if Christmas isn’t celebrated). What gifts are available to nurture those dirty sexy pretty fantasies? These are my top three:

If you have cash to burn and aren’t afflicted with many financial woes, there’s a place to splurge on sex toys. Lelo has a variety of luxe sex toys that are guaranteed to put a smile on anyone’s face. There are pretty clitoral massages (Lelo Nea) to shapely dildoes and more.
Adult film rentals couldn’t be easier with Sugar DVD. You can rent and there are never any late fees. This is a gift that can be fulfilled online or via post. The choice is yours. The only drawback is that some titles may not be available to purchase outright.
Then there are the sweet edible delights. Personally, after last year’s Ann Summers scare, I wouldn’t purchase edible novelties from sex stores unless the products are certified by a federal authority. Besides, if you want a chocolate body spread, you can make it at home with trusted ingredients from your regular grocer. Here’s a recipe I found online. Stick to your usual outlets for food. Godiva has a pretty range of Christmas gift baskets that range from $45.00 to $150.00.

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Bad Romance

Dee Stern — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:03:11 +0000

I love this Lady Gaga music clip for its fetish factor:

Enjoy

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New Marilyn Home Video

Dee Stern — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:06:03 +0000

Some fifty years on, a film reel has surfaced showing a smoke loving Marilyn. The film has been located in an attic and was recently purchased for $275,000 by collector Keya Morgan While Marilyn doesn’t inhale deeply, the cigarette in the film has been confirmed by the film-maker to contain marijuana. While watching the film, you can’t avoid Marilyn’s insanely photogenic face.

From Reuters:

At one point Monroe is passed a cigarette and takes a puff but does not appear to inhale deeply. The person who made the film confirmed that the cigarette contained marijuana, saying: “I got it (the pot). It was mine. It was just passed around.”

“It was not a party. It was just a get-together. You know, come over and hang out,” the person said.

Morgan, a collector of historical photos, manuscripts, autographs and documents, is also working on a documentary on the death of Monroe in August 1962.

He learned of the film during his research and tracked down the owner, who kept it as part of an archive that was moved between various homes over the years. The Monroe film had been stored in an attic for three years before Morgan tracked it down.

The actress appears happy and relaxed at a small gathering of friends that Morgan dates to 1958 or 1959, based on her appearance.

“This is the late ’50s so she is already very famous, but this is a personal side of her we’ve never seen before. People have never seen her in such a relaxed pose,” Morgan said.

Watch the film here.

Note: you have to be patient for the first ad to finish.

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Size Matters for Rihanna

Dee Stern — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:27:09 +0000

Rihanna has gone and undone the popular adage, ‘It’s not the size it’s what you do with it that counts.” She admits that she prefers well endowed men:

“He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun.”

Her admission to German magazine Bravo may illuminate the appeal for Chris Brown and her brief return to him. It appears that size really does matter, despite little scientific proof of large appendages and actual female enjoyment.

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Dildoes | Then and Now

Dee Stern — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:45:50 +0000

“And so, girls, when fucking time comes… not the faintest whiff of it anywhere, right? From the time those Milesians betrayed us, we can’t even find our eight-fingered leather dildos. At least they’d serve as a sort of flesh-replacement for our poor cunts… So, then! Would you like me to find some mechanism by which we could end this war?” - Aristophanes, Lysistrata

Since ancient times, sex toys have existed to satisfy and -in some cases- act as a substitute. The humble dildo hasn’t changed much in shape. As for its history, its shape confirms few changes to its purpose and function. It still remains as phallic as ever, but the materials are body friendly. Below left, the older variety and to the right, obviously a G Spot friendly contemporary dildo.

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Video Phone | Beyonce ft Lady Gaga

Dee Stern — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:25:35 +0000

A fresh, sexy and cheeky video from two of freshest girls in the music business.

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Lip Service

Dee Stern — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:33:47 +0000

Lipstick adverts are everywhere today. For most women, lipstick is a mandatory accessory and comes in a variety of pleasantly fragrant shades. In ancient Egypt however, lip colour consisted of seaweed, bromine and iodine. Cleopatra’s lip colour was made from crushed carmine beetles. Nice huh?

Lip colour can have certain connotations. In ancient Greece, the difference between a proper lady and a prostitute was marked by lipstick or, technically, lip colour; only prostitutes boasted lip stain. Lip colouring is common throughout history but there is no single reason why lips were significant. At certain points, even men painted their lips. With the exception of female impersonators, lipstick wearers today are generally women. In spite of the lengthy history, there is no universal answer to the question pertaining to the reason behind painted lips.

All I do know is that lipstick is fun to put on and it’s fun to experiment with.

Below are some of the most gorgeous/sensual/sleek/sophisticated lipstick commercials and to the left, a vintage Max Factor advert featuring the gorgeous Rita Hayworth.

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An Elise Christmas

Dee Stern — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:34:02 +0000

Lelo is prepared for Christmas and featuring a pink version of the Elise pleasure object (sounds so much more sophisticated than ’sex toy’ or ‘vibe’). Lelo products feature intuitive operation and ergonomic design and mean an end to annoying batteries.

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