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Is Sex Like a Handbag?

Is Sex Like a Handbag?
If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!The sexual thought for today came to me, not like some psychic flash, but as a recent shopping expedition with a friend of mine. She was eyeing a few things she should not have been eyeing, and I shouldn’t use the word...

Life’s Like That

Life’s Like That
As if my personal life (I’m currently formulating a task related to my post grade thesis), this website feed has been giving me a bit of a headache that, masturbation, cannot relieve. Yes, my little injection or attempt at humor. I have just re-synched it. Hopefully it will work, or I’ll be...

The Pong Factor

The Pong Factor
People are lulled by the glitz and glamor of celebrity. Such fascination can extend to the level that makes the phrase, ‘love is blind’ redundant and kind of reminds me of my high school years and how my friends were infatuated with one George Michael. The fact that he wrote homoerotic lyrics...

Colds Aren’t Sexy

Colds Aren’t Sexy
While I think that there is always something attractive in everyday life, or that a positive can be extracted from an adverse situation, I can’t think of anything wonderful about colds and  the flu. Firstly, joints ache and heads feel stuffier than an overloaded suitcase. Then there is the snot impacted...

Nice Guys Don’t Make My Clit Freak

Nice Guys Don’t Make My Clit Freak
I use my clit to distinguish a rogue from a nice guy. The small bundle of nerves does the job for me. Seriously though, I sometimes think it’s either a genetic blunder or a conditioned behavioral response that originated when I was knee high to the neighborhood German Shepherd. I am drawn to rogues....

Sex on Film | From Ridiculous to Fantastical

Sex on Film | From Ridiculous to Fantastical
Robert Pattinson on his ‘Bel Ami’ sex scenes with Uma Thurman: “The sex scenes with Uma are kind of disturbing. “Her character Madeleine kind of uses sex as a sort of weapon and my character thinks like an animal. There are a lot of sex scenes in this film, so I’m asking quite a lot of...

Nature vs Nurture

Nature vs Nurture
Machines are adored and feared, appreciated and resented. They are seen to provide economic relief while dissolving opportunity. Automatons are a part of life, yet they’ve drastically altered life in regions with high unemployment. In our smaller worlds, the most convenient machine, enables us to...

Chemical Sex Procrastination

Chemical Sex Procrastination
Sexual attraction is a curious thing and when it’s paired with the information age, it can be a little too much. For example, research into attraction removes the esoteric aspects of romance, that alleged ’soul mate’ phenomenon, that doesn’t tend to last until the end of life...

Spun Out

Spun Out
The morning after Valentine’s Day began with my regular routine. I had to work off a lot of pent up energy (read: frustration) and a vibrator wouldn’t do the trick. The duck and chocolate souffle didn’t bother me that much, it’s just that whenever I gorge out on rich food that every...

Sextoygadgetgizmothingamajiggyjiggy

Sextoygadgetgizmothingamajiggyjiggy
When I think of perfect gadgets of the past decade,  sex toys aren’t the first thing to enter my mind. For me, there is one gadget that reduces the white noise that is daily stress, that is normally found in most public places and transport and I’m not talking about the wretched cell phone that...
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