Bot Blowjob Tempo

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I don’t know if it’s terrible of me or not but I sometimes wish that robot inventors experience a spicy dose of karma. The type of robots that get to me are the companion bots that are debuting all over the world. Sure they’ll earn their designers some cash but will they really and truly fulfil aspects like relationship intimacy and friendship? I doubt it. It’s all pretty one-sided.

Sure, one bot debuted at Las Vegas this weekend and it’s name (because it’s not a human being) is Roxxxy and is available from truecompanion.com, where every bot is ‘ready’ and switched on. I’m guessing unlike real women who are human, who do require rest intervals. Ah, but I should be more positive shouldn’t I? Even though the few who can afford these robots are those who are well off. It’s not as though your local lonely hobo can afford a robot fuck doll. There is no set retail price on the website. It’s POA – price on application.

The fact that robots are programmable means that they’re not really spontaneous and I doubt that a robot will have the same blow job tempo as a real woman. Despite having an articulated skeleton, the robot cannot move independently. At least not full scale motion.

The anatomically correct robot has an articulated skeleton, which means it can move like a person even though it cannot walk or move its limbs independently.

Robotic movement is built into ”the three inputs” and a mechanical heart that powers a liquid cooling system.

Roxxxy comes with five personalities. Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous. Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy. There is a young and naive personality and a Mature Martha that Hines describes as having a ”matriarchal kind of caring”. S&M Susan is geared for more adventurous types.

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One thing is certain, the discerning buyer will be, in a way, dating Sybill. Five personalities. Which do you choose? On the plus side, there is no PMT personality. But how does this affect women in the future? Robotic technology can only, like all other technologies, advance.

Admittedly, discussions about robots always remind me of Matt Groening’s Futurama and one of its film instalments – Into the Wild Green Yonder. This film is largely set on Mars Vegas and there’s a scene, parodying Las Vegas’ Zumanity show, where two robots are engaged in an erotic show on stage that features them having robot intimacy – swapping disks between their drives….

Riveting (pardon the pun).

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