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Emotionally activated lip gloss that detects horniness. Does that get your attention? Of all the pseudo scientific rubbish that is out there, this one takes the cake. Unfortunately, the only article I have found is from The Sun, which basically puts paid to the legitimacy of such a (moronic) product. Ah, but wait, there is a YouTube video discussing this product briefly before ranting about Sandra Bullock’s husband’s affair with the tarty human scribble.
According to The Sun:
The Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss was invented in California.
A spokesman for makers Too Faced said: “The colours change depending on your emotional state.”
Celeb fans include singer Katy Perry, engaged to randy funnyman Russell Brand.
Dating expert Lorraine Adams said: “This is the ultimate date ice-breaker.
“But using it every day could get embarrassing. Would you really want the man next to you on the bus to know if you’re turned on?”
It can only prompt more questions such as: What makes a dating expert a dating expert? Where is the proof that emotions can ‘control’ or ‘activate’ a lipstick. If only these morons knew the complex emotional pathways in the brain and how they don’t necessarily point to horniness when activated. Sure, we get hyped, angry, whatever, and the autonomic nervous system gets a bit of a workout, but who is to say that the colour change isn’t due to anger?
Picture it, guy gazes at woman, notices a slight colour change in her lip gloss and thinks, ‘whoa baby, I’m so tapping that vadge,’ to make a move -at his peril. I don’t know what is more funny, the fact that this product is fallacious or the fact that they’re presuming that men actually give a shit about makeup and research each latest (and scientifically invalid) makeup product.
Like most makeup products, this product manages to insult women’s intelligence.
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