He Talks Too Much

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People do say stupid things, usually while intoxicated. John Mayer’s recent Playboy interview is the cringe inducing kind. He’s the sort of guy who talks too much after relationships end. The kind of guy whose arrogance is sufficient to evoke regret.

When asked if black women threw themselves at him, he says

“I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”

He’s referring to the United Colors of Benetton campaign of yester-decade and that, in itself, isn’t so annoying. What is so annoying, perhaps an indicator of the shallow douche bag within Mayer is the fact that he merges corporate labels with his alleged traits. A Benetton heart. How long before he writes a song with that cheesy title? I also wonder if David Duke is impressed by Mayer’s ‘colourful’ use of Duke’s name.

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