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I can’ t vouch for the alleged science behind this contraption but it is apparently a patented pussy pump that operates by ‘blowing up’ a pussy to ‘gigantic proportions.’
Aside from looking like a weird oxygen pump, the cup is placed over your (I’m writing with a female readers in mind) vadge and the pump is used to do exactly that, pump up the vulva. It’s supposed to produce the engorgement that is supposed to be produced during the natural process of sexual arousal.
The idea is to facilitate blood flow to the vulva, namely the clitoris. But the process of female arousal is more complex than a mere pump. Hey, I”m female. What would I know? (note: sarcastic tone).
Even I’m not one to veto any gadget, I do wonder if it works better with or without pubic hair? The official website has a demonstrative image of the before and after however that site is more porn related. Pussypump dot org goes into a little more detail about the merits of the pussy pump, but I’m not impressed with the way they try to hook a potential client:
Ever dreamed of an accurately defined mound and more pleasure from sex?
Accurately defined mound? Whose accuracy? Which ‘mound’ is accurate? What actually gives away the lack of science is the terminology. If this product was serious and well intended, sites wouldn’t use the term ‘pussy’ in the basic product description. Besides, it is quite innaccurate to say that the product ’causes the vagina to swell up’ as pussypump.org proclaims, when all it does is work on the vulva. The vagina is on the inside. D’oh. Amazon even sells the product, with one negative review that does raise an interesting question about the size of the cup. Not all women are the same…vulval size?
I tend to be skeptical about items that are sold on the basis of, once again, allegedly being ‘national crazes.’ That kind of upsell reminds me of the Wham! and Frankie Says Relax! T-Shirts, fluoro ankle socks, mood rings, and an array of similar rubbish that has been and – thankfully – gone, without enhancing the quality of life. If you have a demanding mortgage, have received a harsh blow from the GFC or both, then I’d go the usual route and use more reasonable arousal methods, such as foreplay and a few visual stimulants (erotic films and/or erotic stories).
Image: Adult Toy.com
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There I was thinking I have seen or read everything but this is something else. It’s a valid point about the actual suction cup. I doubt that it can be one size fits all.