“And so, girls, when fucking time comes… not the faintest whiff of it anywhere, right? From the time those Milesians betrayed us, we can’t even find our eight-fingered leather dildos. At least they’d serve as a sort of flesh-replacement for our poor cunts… So, then! Would you like me to find some mechanism by which we could end this war?” - Aristophanes, Lysistrata
Since ancient times, sex toys have existed to satisfy and -in some cases- act as a substitute. The humble dildo hasn’t changed much in shape. As for its history, its shape confirms few changes to its purpose and function. It still remains as phallic as ever, but the materials are body friendly. Below left, the older variety and to the right, obviously a G Spot friendly contemporary dildo.