Bollywood Porn

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Bollywood films intrigue me in the way that all cheesy films do. I mean, kisses aren’t really allowed and neither are sex scenes but imagine what life would be like if there was such a thing as Bollywood porn.

I’m betting many have considered the possibility or the what if factor. It’s difficult for me to watch a Bollywood film and take it seriously. But my reasoning behind this notion of Bollywood porn relates to the storylines of the said films. Most are contrived in the same way that porn films are. Things happen at the most coincidental moments. The drama, tears, deaths, and more drama,which is why I think Bollywood films would probably work as adult films. They’re similar to romance stories. By romance, I mean traditional romance, not the modern lit variety that revolves around dominant asshole male characters and demure (and ridiculously removed from reality) ’slim hipped and high breasted’ heroines.

Romance is ridiculous enough, but it usually features a quest of sorts -in the same way that Bollywood films do – but the color and overhyped or over-the-top acting in Bollywood films would be ideal for porno.

Imagine it, after a hot and sweaty sex scene/orgy, the cast can break out into song and dance. It’s an interesting alternative to the usual porn that is seen, by the bucket load: quite standard, boring and…well…tedious.

They say that there are many adult films for women, but are there really? All porn propaganda aside, most porn is made with men’s tastes in mind, not that I’m against that in the way a radical feminist would be but I do find it ho-hum. Most sexual research on men’s visual response actually points toward a high visual factor to arousal, which is all right, but it’s not like that for women and I wish that many sex writers would stop trying to tell me, and other women, that there is a standard method to arousal and that women should be aroused by all porn. It’s not that I’m not aroused by it, it’s just that I don’t like a lot of it, just like I don’t like a lot of romantic or erotic literature that features female characters that I can’t or will never identify with.

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2 Responses to “Bollywood Porn”

  1. A.K. says:

    It could be the cultural difference, but I find it difficult to sit through one of these films. Then again maybe that says more about my control freak attitude when it comes to loosening my hold on reality or realistic-like fictional creativity. Bollywood really pushes film making to the outer edge of logic. Who really breaks out in song? However, that was one of the popular facets of old Hollywood musicals.I’m just strange.

  2. Kinky Jesuit says:

    Admittedly, the title of this blog post drew me in. I haven’t thought of it much but it would certainly be interesting. I prefer exotic females.

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